fastest friend

Apr 16, 2014

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz, via orgasm)

Apr 16, 2014

sharkeishaa:

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

(Source: splashyfishh, via lubricates)

Apr 16, 2014

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via rashidajones)

Apr 16, 2014

wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(Source: lmaoalien, via orgasm)

Apr 16, 2014

(Source: comicgifs, via dutchster)

Apr 16, 2014

sidhwen:

starkmuffin:

#somewhere in the world jude law is crying

I think he’s moved on:

image

#SHOULD’VE PUT A RING ON IT, RDJ

(Source: wtfsalommy, via dyamirityofthelord)

Apr 16, 2014

im-thirstyy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

this video keeps me going

(Source: missinglinc, via dyamirityofthelord)

Apr 16, 2014

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(Source: hama0n, via arghtheresalwaysaconflict)

Apr 16, 2014

at the resturant with bae

  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

Apr 16, 2014

lols0funny:

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